The Wrong Gift

I asked for the fame And the fortune, In the end, i hated  The adoration. All i want now is the wit So that I can quit, Sitting in the background, listening to the droning sound, all around.  I want to have the charm,  and feel no more harm  to my soul.  Why didnt i ask just for the charisma, not the illusion.  I have the powers, the brains, and the popularity, but all for free.  I want the wit to be ME!